Wednesday, September 28, 2016

A walk on the wilderness side (Hong Kong)

Hong Kong wilderness? Sounds like an oxymoron, but it really isn't. 

When an offer came up to visit Hong Kong to teach a two-weekend course in the psychology of consumers and consumption ("Consumer Behavior"), I said "Yes".

This affirms one of the key principles of "manipulating" consumer behavior: just give customers want they want. It's a lot easier than trying to push them towards that which they don't want.

The course was then cancelled, but they agreed to pay for my non-refundable airline tickets, and so I went anyway.

Hong Kong is of course a major city (population 7m), and nearby mainland China features a set of massive megatropolises including Guangzhou (population 13m) and Shenzhen (population 11m).

Despite that, Hong Kong features some fascinating wilderness spots. Here's the ones I explored and highly recommend.

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Thai sailas exploring the Andaman sea

Some years ago, Zach passed on an opportunity to go sailing in Turkey with me. I took my Dad with me instead.

I figured that one day, Zach might be interested and as it turned out, it was in 2016 that Zach said to me "Papa, can we go sailing this year?"

So in July, we chartered a 40' catamaran in Thailand. This is a big boat relative to equivalent sized monohulls. It had 4x double cabins, 2x single cabins and a large saloon between the hulls. Luxury.

We rounded up a crew of eight people and here are a few of our adventures. (I won't bore you with all the fun that we had but feel free to ask me for more details).

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Zoey's last wander

Zoey has wandered off.
Again!

However,
this time is for good.
For her good?
For good good.

She's gone for a wander along the no-return trail.

Of course,
we're all walking a no-return trail.
Time passes,
there's no going back,
only forward.

But yesterday,
(I can go back in time,
at least in my mind),
there was a fork in the trail.

Friday, May 13, 2016

Flight from Trouble

I’m in Trouble. Helluva place. As in hell-hole, horrible. I need to get out of here. And so I do…

I settle into my seat, I close my eyes. But still I feel crowded. Just as I know there are people all around me, I know that my troubles are right on hand.

Presently, I hear the engines hum. Rising to a whine. The brakes are released, we start to roll. Then I feel my body pressed back against the comfortable leather seat back. Nothing I can do. A motion forward, I’m committed, beyond my control.

Now starts the magic.

As the plane accelerates along the runway, I know the raindrops on the windows begin to move backward. Then become streaks. So it is with my problems. I hear more noise, more hum, more rumbling. I feel the bumps along the runway. Even with my eyes still closed, I know the streaks have now streamed away. I feel my troubles floundering on the runway. Are they still pursuing me? Who knows. I can’t see them, I don’t care, I’m free of them.

The plane rotates, I feel myself lifted into the air. The concerns, the issues are falling away. Strictly, I’m rising above them. Eyes still closed, I see all my woes in my mind’s eye, looking like an architectural model. Tangled trees, thorny bushes, razor grasslands, pesky persons, angry animals – all mere models, fluffy and harmless, in my imagination. I cannot discern the barbs, the prickles, the spikes.

From here, I cannot see Trouble.

I still get this each time I fly, short or long. What is left behind – toothbrush or trouble – is gone. There is nothing quite like being held captive at 30,000 feet that makes me release all that held me on the ground.


My breathing steadies. Trouble. It is still out there, I know. But I’m looking forward. It is behind me, made harmless by distance, made artificial by altitude.

Saturday, January 30, 2016

Indian-Pacific train experience

Are we there yet?
Trains seem to have always been somehow magical: steam trains (how does a gigantic metallic beast like that get driven by steam?), the joining of east and west in the US, the Orient Express in Europe, Hogwarts Express, the marvellous but oftentimes sordid mystery of trains running underground in many of the world's major cities, etc.

In an age of plane travel, the idea of travelling on a train can hold even more appeal than in the past. And given Zach's youthful love of trains, we decided to do the Indian-Pacific train journey, one of the world's great train journeys (as rated by no less than the Society of International Railway Travellers).

It is called the Indian-Pacific which implies travel from west to east, but you can choose to go the other way, Sydney to Perth. That route is a little more expensive, presumably due to greater demand. Who knows why. Perhaps because it is going to be a couple of hours longer due to the time difference. Or maybe because there is something exotic about riding the Indian-Pacific in the wrong direction.

Riding the train is an Experience with a capital E. The key Elements of that most Excellent Experience were as follows:

Friday, January 15, 2016

Shared parenting and Star Wars

A kid like Zach must feel like a character in Star Wars as he shuttles between the homes of his parents, like hitching on the Millenium Falcon from Corellia to Coruscant, like zipping through hyperspace between Tatooine and Hoth, like buzzing between Dagobar to Dathomir (List_of_Star_Wars_planets_and_moons).

Anyway, Zach continues to shuttle between the homes of his mother and his putative father (Zach, I am your father)!

I love it because for one week I get to be a dad where I can embarrass my child, and in the other week, I get to be a single bloke and embarrass myself.

Zach appears to be genuinely happy to have two homes, the best of two worlds with each offering different advantages and disadvantages - and those are his sentiments.

If I’m to be completely honest, I am genuinely happy he has two homes too. For one thing, if we had stuck with one household (this is a thought experiment, it wasn’t ever going to happen), it seems to me that it would have been a pretty messy, compromised situation for everyone. For another, Zach grows up in two home-cultures, and therefore, he already realises that there is not just one way of doing things, but at least two – if not more.

However, for about a year now, Zach’s mum has been bemoaning the challenge of having to raise two children, namely Zach and his half-sister Jade. About a year ago (early in 2015), she proposed that Zach come and stay with me full-time and that she just have him for every second weekend. I was willing to accept the change, but was reluctant unless Zach was involved in the discussion, and I encouraged his mum to talk with about Zach what he wanted.

She told me later that she had raised the idea with him and he apparently looked at her a little strangely, tilted his head quizzically, and then said, “No, I’d like to stay with you for one week and one week with Papa.” That kind of resolved the issue for a while, but early in 2016, it popped up again.

In fairness, it is probably a bit tough for mum. Zach and his half-sister, Jade, spend one week together at their mum’s, and one week apart at their respective fathers (and mum has a new saintly partner to put up with all this craziness). And just to add to the mended & blended family that we represent, Jade’s father has gone on to re-marry and has produced a lovely son, Thomas. So Jade has two brothers Zach and Thomas, but Zach and Thomas are each completely unrelated to each other!

So Zach’s mum does feel the pressure and complained to me that she only had five nights child-free a fortnight. She proposed that I take Zach on for two extra days a fortnight. I noted that this would give me, let me count, oh, yeah,  five nights child-free a fortnight !!! I was however happy to have the extra time with him if the idea appealed to Zach. And so I spoke with him..

My conversation with Zach was enlightening and amusing. Zach started telling me how his mum was complaining to him also saying that she had so little time in the weekly cycles of her children with their respective fathers that she was only getting 5 days a fortnight child-free. Zach then told me that he pointed out to his mother that some parents didn’t have any child-free nights!

I asked him how that went. Zach cast his face down, and said, ‘Not well.’ He volunteered that her response reminded him of the rathtar in Star Wars VII (see the clip below).


Zach now spends nine days a fortnight with me, five with his mother, and he's learned that the famous Star Wars "I've got a bad feeling about this" intuition is one that may well merit attention!

Friday, January 01, 2016

Stephening Standard 2015

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
(Groucho Marx)
ABOUT TIME !

Time passes. It’s a journey, a one-way journey, a l-o-n-g one-way journey – if we’re lucky!

Here I am with a teenage son (Zach turned 13 in December 2015) and octogenarian parents (they both rolled into their 80s in 2015, well actually, happily, they both walked into their 80s).

Meanwhile, I have not provided any update to friends and family for some time. I clearly missed the end of 2015 given that this missive did not issue until the end of the first quarter of 2016.

The update on 2014 never left my laptop. Just like the software really - just sits there as a legacy reminding me that I, like my computer hardware,  seem to be getting older and slower.

Can too much time pass? 

Does an un-issued annual update begin to discolour and smell like some of the things in my fridge? Wasn't it always going to be yesterday’s news? Doesn't a memoir regreen our memories, offers a nostalgic memento, the past brought back into the present? (For more thoughts in this vein, you might like to review the Rolling Stones 1967 song, Yesterdays Papers - will you look at that mini-skirt!)



I know I love receiving updates from all of you in whatever form and time you do it. Moreover, I was encouraged by the words of one friend who in her Christmas 2015 update, invited me and her friends to write some words and send some photos. I should note that her update was issued in print, sent via snailmail, from the US and received before Christmas 2015. Her encouraging words are tempered, undermined even, by her own impressive timeliness.

And still time passes.

Go here for updates (www.insideoutsite.blogspot.com) on all I've done in the last two years.

About time: better late than never!

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Holy Cow - India "the ancient, the eternal and the ever gnu"

I was last in India about 15 years ago. Despite the striking image of cows, my one unerasable memory of India is the sense of humanity. An ocean of humanity. My return to India in mid-August reaffirmed that memory.
On arrival at the airport, I was picked up by a driver, and we then drove over three hours to the university where I am staying and teaching.
We travelled on highways that were covered in cars, motorbikes, rickshaws, buses, bicycles, pedestrians, dogs, cows in roughly that order of frequency.
But there was more - trash, monsoonal rains, water flowing along the roads like a river, and speedbumps - all slowing down the flow of traffic. Yes, that is speedbumps on highways! Everyone has to slow down to gently climb, scrape, grind over these massive lumps.
At some point in the long journey, I started to make a calculation of how many people we were passing. There were often four or five lanes of traffic going each way. (The word 'lane' is used loosely because line markings are either ignored, or if used, they are straddled the way a taxiing aeroplane uses a line.)
So, I estimated that I would pass at least five cars going the other way each second. The average number of occupants in each car varied a lot, but it barely ever was just one, and could be as many as eight or nine or ten people. In addition, I did not count motorbikes (with one, two, three, four or even five passengers) or buses (who knows how many).
So let’s say conservatively that we pass five people per vehicle on average which gives us 25 people per second going the other way.
For simplicity, I simply ignore those travelling the same way as me and my driver, that is, those whom we passed or who passed us.
So, that is 1,500 people per minute, or 90,000 people per hour. I travelled for over three hours and therefore passed 270,000 people – which is about half the population of the Gold Coast where I live!
So that is the sea of humanity.
But there is another sense in which India simply bellows humanity. The people are just so human. There so much room allowed for other humans to be human.
Take the rules of the road. They are pretty simple. There are none!
Rules and regulations limit individual freedoms whereas Indians appear to recognise that each individual is different, each individual needs to choose their own path. And they generally allow room to others to do just this. 
Take the lines marking the lanes on the road as already noted. They are not prescriptive, not indicative, merely suggestive. Mostly they are completely irrelevant.
The traffic on the roads behaved like a crowd leaving an enormous sports stadium. Everyone was going in the one direction. Well mostly. There were a few places where vehicles would turn and then return against the great flow of traffic. And no-one got too excited about that.
In general, the crowd of cars were steadfastly pushing forward with each individual finding their own speed and those wanting to go faster would weave their way through. Like the stadium crowd, there was chatter and occasional communications with others, spoken through the endless hooting of horns and many messages painted on vehicles.
Many vehicles feature signs such as "blow horn," "horn please," "keep distance," "stop" (presumably so you remember not to run into the back of this vehicle! And then some vehicles have these running together apparently calling for an end to the endless hooting: "stop horn please" (see picture).

Some drivers (like mine) appeared to use their horn almost completely at random. We were in no special danger, no clear evidence of being blocked, no one in our way and no one about to collide with us - and he would toot the horn. Just like mindless chatter to the person next to us: “Great game, eh?”
Or perhaps he used the horn to keep himself and other drivers awake. My driver was clearly getting drowsy –and who can blame him. It had presumably taken him about two to three hours to get to the airport, and longer to get home as the 'normal' endless traffic jams swelled with the Rakhi festival crowd celebrating brotherly and sisterly love and duty.  
At one point, due to his tiredness I suspect, we nearly pulled into the stopped car in front. On this single occasion, I said to my driver ‘Hey, watch out’. I think that if I hadn’t, we would have had a fender-bender. With all the sensory overload, there were at least some experiences like a physical collision with another car that I wanted to save for another day.
At one point, a motorbike pulled past with a husband and wife with child jammed between them. Seconds later, we saw the woman and the child sprawled on the road. Fortunately, the accident was slow and no-one appeared to be harmed.
At another point, a car pulled over and people were swarming around a woman lying on the side of the road. Perhaps she had been hit by a car, perhaps she had collapsed. I don’t know, but I was struck in both instances how there were people everywhere already hunkering down to help.
The lack of rules and regulations, the benign and constant communication and interaction with others, the sense of genuine concern. In all these ways, India spelled out not just humanity as in a mass, but humanity as in humane.
For all the chaos, I'm struck at how it works. Sort of.

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Tour de France '14(5) : Things seen


Zach’s friend Chance journeyed through Japan with his father at the same time as Zach and I began our 'Tour de France'.
Zach and Chance keep in touch through ‘Clash of Clans’ (an online game), Instagram (a social media network), and occasionally even resorting to old-fashioned technology like email to talk to one another.
During his travels through Japan, Chance updated us on features of his travels like his purchase of blurple shoes (blue-purple in colour), seeing life-size Lego figures, and listing all the fancy cars he saw. 
Chance's list of cars includes five Ferraris, four Corvettes, three Lamborghinis[1], two Aston-Martins (V12 Vantages) and one Maserati !
He also noted that he had seen 20 Skylines ! We weren't sure why they were listed. Perhaps they were all pimped out. Or that was the number he counted from the bullet train in a 10 second interval – which would be pretty cool.

Chance even sent us a movie that featured a Lamborghini accelerating past. 
Yeah, it’s more noise than vision, but it inspired us to create our own list of things seen & heard! Zach had four biggies:
Cars:
We have seen lots of Fiats, Alfa-Romeos, Renaults, Citroëns, Toyotas, Nissans, Opels – oh, and a few Ferraris, a modicum of Maseratis, a lone Lamborghini (orange!)
Planes:
Our host in France, Marc (whose house faces the Pyrenées) works with Airbus and worked on both the A380 and the A400-M. The house is in an area that is used by Airbus for flight trials for brand new planes and planes recently built but pre-delivery so we see lots here.
So we have seen up close and personal (at the house or at Toulouse airport which serves as Airbus' base) a plethora of planes: 
-        a number of A380s - the striking double-decker plane with the largest passenger capacity of any plane. Zach is excited because we will be flying in one on our way home in July. That means he and I will travelling at the height of Mt Everest along with about 800+ complete strangers in an area 50m x 6.5m wide - that is half the length of a rugby field, one tenth the width, and smellier than the post-game locker rooms combined! Woohoo, I can hardly wait.
-        the A350 on a number of occasions - this is Airbus’s latest new model, not yet in commercial operation, designed to compete with Boeing's 787 Dreamliner. It is a long range, two-turbine, extra-wide body plane with lots of carbon fibre and some seriously cool wing tips (see picture). We have seen Airbus' version (#1) and the one which is destined for Qatar Airways and is half painted in their livery.
-        the Beluga - the weird shaped plane from Airbus used to transport airplane components and other over-sized items (see diagram). The photo at the beginning of this post is a picture of one of the three that Zach saw.
-        A400-M - a four turbo-prop plane with substantially increased payload, volume and range over previous military transporters.
LegoLand:
Zach's went to Germany with his Mum to visit the LegoLand near to Munich. They had a wonderful adventure. They slept in tent accommodation - without sleeping bags - as a cold spell swept across the region ! The accommodation managers were impressed.
At LegoLand, Zach got to ride rides and saw the biggest Lego figures ever. There's a wonderful one of him standing next to a larger-than-life Yoda - but we have not yet been able to compare it with the photos Chance sent us of the Lego figures he saw in Japan. Zach thinks its bigger, but we need to get the image from his Zach's Mum's phone to this blog. Somewhere somehow we'll make this happen !
When Zach and his Mum flew back into Toulouse airport from Germany, as they landed, Zach took the opportunity to regale his Mum about all the planes that were parked around the airport including three of the only five Belugas (the plane featured at the beginning of this post).
A man sitting in front of Zach and his Mum turned around and told them he was impressed at Zach’s knowledge. Turns out he was a pilot and fleet manager with American Airlines and was in France test-flying the A350. We waved at him a couple days later when the A350 passed close over our heads.
Snow:
It was a BIG deal for Zach to see snow. So we mention that again, but we have already covered that here!

[1] Two Mucilagos and one Aventador

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Tour de France '14(4): Food / La Bouffe

France is famous for food, but not for obesity. They eat lots of fat, and yet they’re not fat.
Perhaps it is part of the French Paradox that is thought to be due to their drinking a lot of red wine. Some ascribe it specifically to the resveratrol in the red wine, but elsewhere I argue that this might be just so much snake oil.
Anyway, the real paradox to me is that everywhere else in the world, I am told that drinking red wine will make me fat!
So here I am in France doing some important research on this issue: to see if speaking French, living in France and eating (and drinking!) as they do has any effect on my weight. It’s a heavy gig.
My son has kindly noted that my six-pack looks like a bloated, squishy, mini-keg when I’m sitting down.
However, I think this is an artefact. If I stand up, it goes away. And if I put my fingers in my ears, I can't hear any remarks.
Besides, France is exactly the place for addressing an important dilemma: would you rather live forever on water and celery or live (and die) happily on fine food and drink.
It’s hard to go past the sights, the sounds, the smells of the market. The poissonnerie, fromager, boucherie (including the cheval-boucherie) all selling their wares. Zach enjoys how they offer little tastes of their wares. He and I were treated to some roasted pork rib one day and we liked it so much we went back and bought some.
The other day, buying some Toulousain sausage (a long thick sausage that is coiled into a frypan for cooking and cut up afterwards), I noticed some boudin (blood sausage) and remarked to the butcher that I loved that and would get some next time. He simply reached over, cut off about 250g and threw it in the bag of meat as "un cadeau". And it was good!
And then the rows and rows of fruits and vegetables that positively radiate colour and flavour. Bénédicte, the chief of the household where we are staying, makes a fabulous courgette soup. She slices fresh courgettes, blends them with a bouillon cube dissolved in boiling water, heats the soup, and adds maybe a dash of cream or butter added just before serving. Miam (i.e., yum!)
Marc, the household’s number two, Béné’s number one, makes a fabulous dish out of ‘fève’. These are young broadbeans. You chop off the ends of the pods and cook the whole damn thing. It is fantastic – but make sure the fève are young. Sadly, it’s almost impossible to find broadbeans in their pods in Australia – but you can grow them yourself.
I love how the day revolves around meals. Marc and Béné’s home has a moveable population of between five and twenty people. At about 12h00 and 19h00 every day, everyone is called "à table" to enjoy a fabulous meal. Aside from those mentioned above, some of my favourites are confit de canard (duck preserved in duck fat and then pan-fried), cassoulet (a traditional stew of white beans, duck and sausage made in the south-west of France), patés, terrine, foie-gras (probably best you don’t ask), etc.

And then there’s the cheese platter. What Australians offer in terms of cheese is a bit like what the French offer in terms of beaches: you can see the resemblance, but it's a long way from the real deal.
A French fromage stand – even in a supermarket – offers a staggering array of cheeses: hard & soft; round & square; white, yellow, orange, blue; delicate to downright stinky, cheese from the milk of cow, chèvre (goat), brebi (sheep), etc.
I love the simplicity of meals. I think we have this impression of French cuisine being complicated and rich. Much of the time, it is fabulously simple. Good ingredients, simple combinations. For instance, there is hardly anything better than the French ‘picque-nicque’: a baguette, ham, fresh tomatoes and a chunk of cheese and a trusty French Opinel knife.
In this the French are very much akin to the Australians who love nothing better than a simple barbecue. Incidentally, some claim the word comes from the French: « barbe-au-cul » referring to the cooking of a goat on a spit and literally translated as “beard to butt” – but it is disputed.
Anyway, enough of this talk about food – which the French love to do. There’s more research to be done, more tasting, more discussing, and so forth. And besides, dessert is about to be served!


(For more images made entirely of food, see Carl Warner's stunning Foodscapes: http://www.carlwarner.com)